Well, my friends, I have officially hit the first $100 mark for the infamous fund raiser for the Colbert Room of Light, Knowledge and Truthiness.

I have decided that I am willing to subject myself to various reader-suggested dares that will result in public ridicule if certain monetary goals are reached. I would obviously post the results of these humiliating experiences on the internets for all to see.

If you have any ideas for outrageous challenges*, along with associated dollar total benchmarks, please leave them in the comments.

Also, if you happen to have $5 laying around, please donate to the cause.

*Nothing illegal… and don’t worry mom, I’m not going to give up my virginity.