I Want To Go To Prison!

Suddenly, I have the urge to commit a felony…


Prison Thriller - The funniest home videos are here

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Another Lil’ Something For You To Laugh At

“Can I hold it?”

“Yes. Here you go.”

“No?

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Barf

I have had the opportunity to work from home over the past two weeks.  Working from home has some serios perks, but I feel that it can also be overglamorized a bit.

A good example is what happened to me today.  I had been awake and working at my computer all morning when I heard my roommate enter our house.  He had just arrived home from the gym, and I needed a break.  I asked him how his workout went.  He proceeded to tell me about his intense workout of 800 meter runs intersperced with short breaks, when all of a sudden he paused mid-sentence. “I have to throw up, I think,” he said.

At that very moment he lept from his chair in the family room and upon entering the bathroom, exploded with the most outrageous stomach wretching cough you can imagine.  It wouldn’t surprize me if vomit hit the wall 15 feet away.

So yes, ladies and gentlement.  Working from home is great… but when your roommate comes home blowing chunks like a bulemic sumo wrestler, well, the glamor can have a tendency to fade (significantly).

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Halloween Costume of the Day - Day 6

In no way am I saying that people who play D&D (Dungeons and Dragons) are nerds.  Aw, who am I kidding? They are nerds.  But full grown men who play D&D? Well… I can’t really think of an explination for that.  But the man featured in this picture, this man creatd a whole new category of nerd.  Not only does he play, but he has a freaking 20-sided die costume… and he wears it!  This man is the Emperor of a world of nerds created by himself in his own mind, and conquered by himself… while wearing this atrocity.

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Halloween Costume of the Day - Day 5

Is this woman an adult?  I never can tell with Asians… either way, she shouldn’t be wearing this costume (I hope that it’s a costume, and not a regular, day-to-day outfit out of her closet).  It’s absolutely, terribly horrible.

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Costume of the Day - Day 4

You can’t really blame this guy for not wanting to show his face.  On the other hand, it’s very possible that there isn’t a more irresistible costume out there… Maybe McCain should pick up on this idea:

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Something My Brothers Will Appreciate

I always wondered if this was possible.

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Halloween Costume of the Day - Day 3

If you’ve ever read How To Win Friends and Influence People, you know that dressing up as a unicorn is not in that book.  As a matter of fact, if I were to write a book called How To Lose Friends And Drive Away Everyone You Love, ‘dress up like a unicorn’ would have its own chapter.

Trick or Treat!

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Halloween Costume of the Day - Day 2

This is simultaneously the most and least cool costume on the planet (the planet Alderan).  Wear it and your friends will think it’s cool… but you can kiss your chances of ever having babies with a woman blessed with the gift of discernment or sight goodbye.

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Halloween Costume of the Day - Day 1

I have no idea why I’m starting off with this costume, because I’m going to have an incredibly hard time topping it in the days to come.  I just hope that you appreciate it as much as I do.

I wonder how long his parents had to rub rogain on his face to get that solid Mexi-stash to display itself so prominently upon his upper lip.  I give it five stars (the mustache and the costume).

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