Before and Afters

Posted on November 1st, 2007 by Bags.
Categories: Life is a joke.

Well, normally I wouldn’t be all for the whole putting-half-naked-pictures-of-myself-on-the-internet thing, but I convinced myself while sitting here… late at night… that I’ve got nothing to lose (except for my reputation, self esteem and future as the president of the united states… or anything else for that matter). A few months back, a few friends and I decided to have a ‘most improved abs competition. We decided that the best way to judge said competition would be to take before and after pictures. We took some photos, which really ended up motivating me, cause my ‘before’ pictures looked gross. I was bound and determined to win this competition. I decided to get a gym membership. My buddy Nate and I purchased passes together as a pseudo-married couple (for a cheaper monthly payment). We attended religiously for a solid month and a half, maybe even 2 months. As life got busy, however, I stopped going and quit my job. I’m sure the competition ended, but never officially. This past week, I rededicated myself to gym attendance. My new goal is to have a freakin’ tight upper body by the time I head to Mexico over Christmas break. I figure posting my progress online will give me that extra little bit of motivation to get into good shape. Mom, please don’t hate me.

The 'before' image... ew...

A little after... not as bad, eh?

As you can see, I’ve lost a little baby fat and some fluff off my stomach. I also have a nicer haircut. I hope it’s all uphill from here…

By the way, please don’t steal these images and photoshop them onto any fully naked men’s bodies (or women’s bodies for that matter.) Thank you for your compliance.

6 comments.

Comment on November 2nd, 2007.

1:00pm - browsing sandy’s blog.

1:13pm - notice “The Big Bags” in his blogroll, think to myself “jon knows nate. that’s prob’ly nate…”

1:14pm - arrive at nate’s blog, am immediately accosted by half-naked nate photos. start thinking about what i can photoshop these photos onto…

Comment on November 2nd, 2007.

Do your worst!

Comment on November 5th, 2007.

SEXY!! Too late though I already photoshopped it onto a naked mans boady!!

Comment on November 12th, 2007.

So, really… there’s not much of a difference, is there?

Josh
Comment on November 20th, 2007.

Pull your pants up. I was laughing out loud for a little while at my silly brother as I looked at this in my computer class. You are nuts

mom
Comment on November 21st, 2007.

Are you really my son? Put some clothes and a smile on!!

Leave a Comment

Names and email addresses are required (email addresses aren't displayed), url's are optional.

Comments may contain the following xhtml tags:
<a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>