I haven’t blogged in a week. Instead of creating a traditional post I give you this Twitteresque series of mirco-updates of the crazy that has forced its way into my life.

-Birthdays are fun, even if there is pie instead of cake, you end up doing dishes for someone elses party and hanging out with your 40-something religion professor instead of your parents because they left you for a tropical paradise.

-Sometimes people are even cooler in real life than they are on the internet… but mostly that’s only the people you meet on Twitter.

-Imitation is the highest form of flattery.

-Sunshine in Utah > Rain in Hawaii.

-If there is happiness to be found in the cold mountains of Utah, it is only encountered while standing on a board with wheels whilst using the forces of gravity to propel oneself effortlessly down a hill, all the while experiencing the beauty of a blue sky and the newly budding trees of spring.

-Side effects of spin class include but are not limited to: vomiting, rubber legs, lightheadedness, labored breathing and a strong desire to die.

- Snallergies = snow + allergies. Snallergies are bad and make me hate springtime in Utah.

-Change is healthy, necessary, difficult at times but more often than not, very rewarding.

-Letting go of something you love can make it twice as fun to come back to later. But don’t let that give you any ideas…

-It doesn’t matter how many people think you’re the ‘nice guy,’ there’s always going to be at least one who finds a way to make you the jerk.

-Persistence and patience pay off… I hope. I mean, that’s what they tell me.

-Doing the chicken dance in the mirror in the mornings just to make yourself laugh is a great way to start the day.

-”We need time, only time…” – Owl City