I don’t know what this says about me, but today I was featured on a women’s website. The website is Startup Princess. My good friend (and boss, I guess) Kelly runs the company, and for some reason she thinks about as highly of me as my mother does. It’s flattering… I just hope being featured [...]
Hey there internets. I’m currently in the middle of 2 or 3 different posts. Until then, though, you are welcome to read the latest edition of my seemingly unending fountain of unsolicited dating advice. This one tackles the issue of how to be chivalrous. Also, if you have 15 minutes, and sound, you need to [...]
I just started writing for my university newspaper. I’m really excited. Among other topics I’ll be writing on throughout the semester, I will be writing this dating column. Your feedback, and especially your praise is welcome.
The following is guest post outlying specific step-by-step instructions women must take to catch the eye of the perfect man. Written by J. Davis. Step 1) Be noticed. A guy won’t give you a second look if you don’t look like Audrey Hepburn in Breakfast at Tiffany’s. Men are like fish. Two things grab their [...]
Often times when coming out of a relationship it’s can be a little difficult to get your awesome dating skills back up to snuff. It is not uncommon for friends, family, religious leaders, roommates and many times complete strangers to pick up on your hopelessness and offer to set you up on a blind date [...]
Have you ever been sexually accosted on the internet? I have. And it was Awkward with a capital ‘A’. A week or so ago, some girl requested my Facebook friendship (as the girls are wont to do). I accepted her humble request, because I never turn down a new member of the Big Bags Entourage. [...]
Sometimes being single sucks. Normally it’s those times when you look around and see that everyone has what you want, but can’t seem to obtain. Graduation. A career. A wife. A girlfriend. I know that it’s not in the obtaining of ‘things’ that we achieve happiness, but sometimes I think that they at least help. [...]
This is the finger mustache. Classy. Also, it really has been a while since I posted anything of significance on this blog. I’m not feeling incredibly jovial today, as I said goodbye to my little brother for two years. He will be moving to Tampa, Florida to be a missionary for our church. I’m excited [...]
I’m a firm believer in the existence of Soggy Shoulders Empty Arms Syndrome (SSEAS). This very serious disease is predicated upon the fact that many nice guys find themselves consistently thrust into the friend zone by women they could very easily have a romantic interest in. These girls then proceed to use the now helpless [...]