This morning I woke up with a hankering to write something funny for you… but mostly for me. I didn’t particularly know where to start until I logged onto this website to find two comments awaiting my moderation. One comment was, of course, spam. The other, however, was a comment so inane that I had [...]
Jamie Hyneman is awesome. He blows crap up for a living and shows it on TV. Also, he has a mustache. So, I was talking to a friend of mine the other day. He told me that he had a mustache for seven years. His wife used to say, “Sometimes you have to walk through [...]
Farewell to a faithful friend who hung on to my upper lip for nearly four weeks. As faithful as you were, I don’t think I’ll miss you. We ended Movember a little early due to the fact that we wanted to vote before the month ended, and since the majority of our staff will be [...]
We may hate him… and that is in large part to his mustache. Uncle Vernon is terrible.
In lieu of the Holy War today. I give you the University of Utah’s student body president. I dare you to try to keep down your lunch.
They say a picture is worth 1,000 words. I think this one is worth more.
I haven’t had a headache like this since I can remember. My heart beat sounds like the bass drum in a marching band at a parade. When I take steps, they echo in my skull with a force that is nearly unbearable. Needless to say, I’m wearing socks (to deminish the sound), layingin bed and [...]
This is the finger mustache. Classy. Also, it really has been a while since I posted anything of significance on this blog. I’m not feeling incredibly jovial today, as I said goodbye to my little brother for two years. He will be moving to Tampa, Florida to be a missionary for our church. I’m excited [...]
This is a gift from God. He cheered me up tonight.
Internet, meet Badamsinh. He is the world record holder for longest mustache… in the world. Gross.