The Big Bags

I love seen what Google recommends from time to time. Today, I wanted to see what people regret… here’s what I found. Kind of disappointing if you ask me.

It’s not smart to tease someone who is good at the internet. Yesterday, my friend Melinda and I were joking around with each other. It was all fun and games… until she attributed a Black Eyed Peas quote to me on her Facebook page. The quote had something to do with my humps… my humps, [...]

A few years ago, I decided to venture forth into the Arctic Tundraesque winter weather in Provo, Utah to hit up a hot tub. Being the desperately hopeful young that I was, I took my phone along with me, just in case a girl called while I was out soaking my loins. (And trust me, [...]

I bought this watch today… and I don’t even wear watches. Sometimes I wonder how I got to be so awesome.

The following is guest post outlying specific step-by-step instructions women must take to catch the eye of the perfect man. Written by J. Davis. Step 1) Be noticed. A guy won’t give you a second look if you don’t look like Audrey Hepburn in Breakfast at Tiffany’s.  Men are like fish.  Two things grab their [...]

I haven’t blogged in a week. Instead of creating a traditional post I give you this Twitteresque series of mirco-updates of the crazy that has forced its way into my life. -Birthdays are fun, even if there is pie instead of cake, you end up doing dishes for someone elses party and hanging out with [...]

Farewell to a faithful friend who hung on to my upper lip for nearly four weeks.  As faithful as you were, I don’t think I’ll miss you. We ended Movember a little early due to the fact that we wanted to vote before the month ended, and since the majority of our staff will be [...]

In lieu of the Holy War today. I give you the University of Utah’s student body president.  I dare you to try to keep down your lunch.

They say a picture is worth 1,000 words.  I think this one is worth more.

I felt like this… um… individual deserved recognition for their mustache.  I hope this person is proud of their accomplishment.  It’s “Pat,” right?