The Big Bags

I realize that this is not just a mustache, but a beard too, but it was way too… um… curly to pass up.

Don’t even ask me how he fits through the door… cause I have no idea.  Kind of makes you wonder if he’s compensating for something though, doesn’t it?

I don’t like the way he looks at me… but the mustache is freakin pimp.  I think it makes his chest hair jealous. Also, if you want to read something of substance, today I posted on my other blog, and you can read the post here.  Enjoy it (watch the videos)!

Since yesterday’s picture was so popular, here’s another (with a few more to come over the next few days).

If you had to guess, would you say he’s single? I know I would.

In no way am I saying that people who play D&D (Dungeons and Dragons) are nerds.  Aw, who am I kidding? They are nerds.  But full grown men who play D&D? Well… I can’t really think of an explination for that.  But the man featured in this picture, this man creatd a whole new category [...]

Is this woman an adult?  I never can tell with Asians… either way, she shouldn’t be wearing this costume (I hope that it’s a costume, and not a regular, day-to-day outfit out of her closet).  It’s absolutely, terribly horrible.

You can’t really blame this guy for not wanting to show his face.  On the other hand, it’s very possible that there isn’t a more irresistible costume out there… Maybe McCain should pick up on this idea:

If you’ve ever read How To Win Friends and Influence People, you know that dressing up as a unicorn is not in that book.  As a matter of fact, if I were to write a book called How To Lose Friends And Drive Away Everyone You Love, ‘dress up like a unicorn’ would have its [...]

This is simultaneously the most and least cool costume on the planet (the planet Alderan).  Wear it and your friends will think it’s cool… but you can kiss your chances of ever having babies with a woman blessed with the gift of discernment or sight goodbye.