The Big Bags

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Applebee’s finally got a hold of me in relation to my complaint.
They actually left me a voicemail a few days ago. I returned the call yesterday. The phone was answered by the assistant manager who took a message. He then called back about 2 minutes later, apologizing profusely.
“I’m sorry, I’m sorry. [...]

Dear Applebee’s,
Last weekend, my girlfriend and I along with 2 of my roommates and one of their fiancés went to the Orem, Utah Applebee’s for dinner. I was hesitant to attend because my last trip to Applebee’s almost made me throw up, but I leaned towards forgiveness and went anyway. Big mistake.
I’ll admit, [...]

Dear 101.9 The End-
It may sound ludicrous, but I listen to the radio to hear music.  I know, it’s insane.  It’s like saying I watch Flava’ of Love for the acting or MTV for the music videos.  It is fairly apparent that the music on public radio is growing more and more scarse as the days go by.
I [...]

Dear Disney,
Throughout my entire childhood your gifted team of professional animators and producers provided me endless hours of mind numbing entertainment. It seemed like every year or two a new Disney Classic was released on the big screen to twist and deform my perceptions of life and the reality of love. I patiently [...]

Dear NBA Color Commentators,
Every night you sit there around a table with your old NBA buddies all dressed up in your pastel shirts and high fashion suits and ties that make it look like one of the gays from project runway got you in his clutches before the show. Your job? You reinvent the [...]

Ok, so I quickly realized that with the pressures of work, a developing romantic interest and work, writing one embittered and resentful letter per day is highly a unrealistic expectation. I will, however, do my best to keep up with the demand. Please don’t hate me if you don’t get 30 letters this [...]

Dear Ventana Student Housing,
I have been living in your residential complex for over a year now. As the months have crept by, I have been continually impressed by your ability to successfully run a people oriented business without orienting your business around your people.
As a new month approaches, just like any other apartment complex, [...]