Archive for the ‘Life is a joke’ Category
Clash of the Titans
I feel like I’m trapped in the middle.
Grunt Grunt
Tomorrow I’m going to be participating in this: vs. Noam would be proud. “Sports plays a societal role in engendering jingoist and chauvinist attitudes. They’re designed to organize a community to be committed to their gladiators.” -Noam Chomsky
Happy Dia de Gracias
OM NOM NOM!
For My Family
I can’t think of a better, more appropriate way for me to tell my family, “I love you.” I think that says a lot about us.
Featured… as a Princess
I don’t know what this says about me, but today I was featured on a women’s website. The website is Startup Princess. My good friend (and boss, I guess) Kelly runs the company, and for some reason she thinks about as highly of me as my mother does. It’s flattering… I just hope being featured [...]
Congrats Fellas!
The first ever professional sports championship win in Utah! Winner winner chicken dinner!
Wishin’ Upon A Star
You got PWNED!
I Love The Internet So Much
It’s not smart to tease someone who is good at the internet. Yesterday, my friend Melinda and I were joking around with each other. It was all fun and games… until she attributed a Black Eyed Peas quote to me on her Facebook page. The quote had something to do with my humps… my humps, [...]
Joe The Plumber On Campus
Someone invited Joe the Plumber to speak on campus. Whoever decided that the random plumber who confronted President Obama on the campaign trail would be an appropriate political speaker for students of higher education must have been brainwashed by the same dudes who got a hold of Sarah Palin and Glenn Beck. Who’s next on [...]