Tips For Internet N00bz

Tip #1:

  • If this looks like your browser…

grandma's browser

…you don’t belong in the internet.

Tip #2:

  • If you break something, this is how you fix it… or rather, this is how I fix it. Just so you know.

tech_support_cheat_sheet

That is all. Carry on.

Prince Can Actually Play Guitar…

If you have ever discredited Prince (or the Artist Formerly Known As Prince) as a musician, putting him firmly in the weirdy department, I allow you this opportunity to repent.

I thought he sucked for a long time until I saw this video.  He just chills in the background for a good 3 minutes… but at the halfway mark, he unleashes his fury upon the helpless strings upon his guitar.  You’d think he had something to prove. (He was pretty upset when he didn’t make the Rolling Stone’s list of top 100 Guitar Players of All Time.)

Happy 4th of July

Now, go over-eat and blow stuff up in celebration of our great country.

Oh yeah… this too: