The Big Bags

I love it when stuff like this comes out just in the nick of time…

If you have ever discredited Prince (or the Artist Formerly Known As Prince) as a musician, putting him firmly in the weirdy department, I allow you this opportunity to repent. I thought he sucked for a long time until I saw this video.  He just chills in the background for a good 3 minutes… but [...]

Sometimes something is so utterly terrible that you can’t help but share it. It’s much like the feeling you get when someone farts on the other side of the room. People start wrinkling their noses in disgust and evacuating the area… but you don’t believe how wretched the smell is.  The testimony of half of [...]

I am an internet junkie. Most of you know this.  Very rarely does somebody (with the exception of a small handful of people on my Google RSS Feed Reader) show me a video on Youtube, a cool website, or revolutionary blog post without my having already read it… sometimes months earlier. One of my most [...]

A few years ago, Honda made a two minute commercial that broke the boundaries of cool.  They created a Rube Goldberg machine entirely out of the parts of the car they were advertising. Apparently this commercial required over 600 takes before they got it right, and it involves absolutely no computer graphics. This giant chain [...]

Have you ever heard of the Boone Oakley advertising agency? Yeah,I hadn’t either… until yesterday. These guys have to have the absolute coolest company profile I’ve ever seen in my life… and it’s all on the Youtube.  This is the kind of company I hope to work for one day. One with an incredibly outrageous [...]

Sometimes I really wonder if Dads even like Father’s Day.  I mean, it’s nice to get the family together and have a barbecue, and maybe play a game or two, but years of socks and ties and poorly drawn pictures can take a toll on a man… P.S. I know this isn’t much of a [...]

Charlie the Unicorn is back with his terrible, terrible friends. I swear, it’s like a car wreck that you just have to watch at least once (or over and over and over).

Over the past few months I’ve been suffering from lingering back pain. Recently, it has developed into a whammy of a headache that just won’t go away. It felt a lot like my head was being crushed by two opposing but equal forces. After putting up with it for over a week, I decided that [...]

So, I found this little video today of me and some friends competing in a doughnut eating contest at a Halloween party last year. Then it occurred to me. Life is like a doughnut eating contest… This will make sense, I promise*. So, in life, sometimes we’re presented with a doughnut. The doughnut is a [...]