Twilight New Moon Trailer

I love it when stuff like this comes out just in the nick of time…

Prince Can Actually Play Guitar…

If you have ever discredited Prince (or the Artist Formerly Known As Prince) as a musician, putting him firmly in the weirdy department, I allow you this opportunity to repent.

I thought he sucked for a long time until I saw this video.  He just chills in the background for a good 3 minutes… but at the halfway mark, he unleashes his fury upon the helpless strings upon his guitar.  You’d think he had something to prove. (He was pretty upset when he didn’t make the Rolling Stone’s list of top 100 Guitar Players of All Time.)

Balloons And The Fish Market

Sometimes something is so utterly terrible that you can’t help but share it. It’s much like the feeling you get when someone farts on the other side of the room. People start wrinkling their noses in disgust and evacuating the area… but you don’t believe how wretched the smell is.  The testimony of half of the room isn’t enough to satisfy your curiosity. You have to find out for yourself how bad it really is.

And now I invite you to partake in the most appallingly put together videos you’ve seen since Charley the Unicorn.