With “Single Awareness Day” fast approaching, now is the time that men start to worry. We know it’s important to get something for their lady for the infamous V-day, but there are so many things that we need to avoid. Let me give you an example of what a man has to go through to find something nice for his special someone.
“OK, I want to get her something so that she will feel special. I could do the traditional flowers or chocolates… every girl likes flowers and chocolates. Wait, but I did that last year, and I want to avoid clichés. Well, I could get her something nice like jewelry… but then she’ll be mad that I spent so much money on her. How bout I cook her dinner? No… I don’t want her to find out I can cook, or she’ll make me do it all the time. *SIGH* How bout a nice tool kit?…”
See? Men have it much harder than you’d think. That is why I think Cupid Poop is awesome. I found this poem the other day that helps create a great gift that’s sure to bring a smile. I don’t recommend sticking solely to the poop, but it’s a good starter, and it’s an easy gift. Just print out the poem below and attach it to a bag of red jelly beans or those candy hearts that taste like antacids.
I couldn’t send you flowers
And candy wouldn’t do.
Romantic cards just didn’t say
The things I wanted to.
I got you something special
And here’s the inside scoop.
It’s very rare and magical:
A bag of Cupid Poop!
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