Have you ever watched a movie and just rolled your eyes at the super villain, wondering how such an incompetent moron came to power? Do you ever get frustrated watching evil henchmen dance around the hero, waiting for their turn to attack and inevitably be defeated? Do you squirm every time you hear an evil overlord begin to monologue, revealing his entire insidious plot to the presumably helpless protagonist? It gets old doesn’t it? Wouldn’t you think, that after learning of defeat after defeat of previous villains, other bad guys would think to themselves, “Hmmm, maybe this time around, the self destruct button shouldn’t be in plain sight labeled ‘Do Not Push’.”
If you think about it, changing the meager success rate (or overwhelming failure rate, rather) for villains should not be a hard thing to do. Maybe, with a little more crony training, a little less deranged laughter, and smaller air ducts the villains would have a fighting chance! You never know, they might even break even once or twice. This is proved with the most hilarious list I think I’ve ever read. It reveals all possible weaknesses and stereotypes of every empowered evil-doer in histroy, and how they can be overcome.
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