Comments on: Facebook Stalked

By: Chris Hooley

Chris Hooley — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 04:27:24 +0000

Facebook aint nothin. Try getting on MySpace or Hot or Not. I have had random large women with extreme angle shots sending my pics of their lady bits, trying to web cam me (OK I accepted at least ONE of those invites) and one of them even asked to lick my toes.

My toenails have never been cleaner.

By: Audrey

Audrey — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 00:03:54 +0000

My (male) friend told me the other day that everybody secretly wants to be stocked.

I have to disagree.

Furthermore, anyone who tells you that is probably secretly stalking you.

By: Lana

Lana — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 21:26:19 +0000

Hey what do you say we meet up in a dark alley?

By: Sandy

Sandy — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 06:33:05 +0000

I wouldn’t be surprised if it was a special someone we know

By: Razin

Razin — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 06:02:11 +0000

I need to collect me a few Facebook Stalkers so that I can sacrifice them and get a Whopper!

Heck yes!!!

By: cailie

cailie — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 05:12:59 +0000

it was the headband…

By: Bailey

Bailey — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 20:53:49 +0000

Oh to be 18 again and sexually harass “hott” guys on facebook

By: Rian

Rian — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 19:45:21 +0000

Why didn’t you post a link to her profile? I need something to do this weekend.

By: Jeffe

Jeffe — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 18:23:21 +0000

i am so proud that you would share this experience with the interweb. that is awesome, and i think it is even more awesome that you have started to attract stalkers from ‘myspace’ all the way to facebook. congratulations.

By: LilShep

LilShep — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 16:13:05 +0000

dang it, i typed awkward wrong! i’m so smrt…