Last week I did laundry. Not only did I ‘do’ laundry, but I screwed up the entire freakin’ load. As I hauled the batch of my favorite clothes out of the drier, I saw that they were covered in nasty, oily dark splotches. Yup folks, I left a tube of …I left a tube of chapstick in my pocket. It virtually exploded…
virtual(a): existing in essence or effect though not in actual fact; “a virtual dependence on charity”; “a virtual revolution”; “virtual reality”
So did the chapstick actually explode?
The chapstick did not, in fact, explode. It probably oozed or leaked. Thus, the explosion existed solely in my mind making it a ‘virtual’ explosion. 
I’ve done that before it was bad!!! I feel your pain!!
Go to the store and get regular grease cutting dish soap. Rub into the grease stain and after a few times of this, the grease stain will come out. Make sure you rinse it with hot water not cold or luke warm.
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