Lately I’ve been coming up with ideas for blog post themes that can I can write about over and over with the potential to be endlessly entertaining. From the Video of the Week to the new Daily March Mustache, the hours of enjoyment that I find searching out, and writing these posts just can’t be explained. My latest and greatest idea for a theme of a number of upcoming blog posts is called I’d Rather…. This series of wonderfulness will feature all of the things that I would prefer to do over other, much less appealing things. The following paragraphs will explain well enough.
So, without further ado, I present to you the first I’d Rather… post in TheBigBags history!
Things I’d Rather Do Than Have Hillary Clinton As President
- I’d rather have a 3 hour prostate exam.
- I’d rather tweeze my nose-hairs.
- I’d rather be Zsa Zsa Gabor’s 10th husband.
- I’d rather smack myself in the head with a hammer… with the side that removes the nails. (Thanks Nate)
- I’d rather cross the continent on foot with a bad case of ‘Monkey Butt.’
- I’d rather have a sleepover with both Richard Simmons and Michael Jackson on consecutive nights.
- I’d rather eat myself alive.
- I’d rather watch Charlie the Unicorn on repeat for a week.
- I’d rather be a MySpace-er.
- Last, but not least, I’d rather have Bill back!
There! I hope you enjoyed it. The first installment of “I’d rather…” Please feel free to add to the list in the comments!
After all, isn’t this the face you want leading our country through some of the toughest economical, turmoil laden, internationally torn, internally divided times in history? I sure think so!
(I guess you can start scheduling my prostate exam…)
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This just proves that Dumbya is not the only one who looks like a monkey. Be afraid, be very afraid.
