I’d Rather… Part II In An Endless Series of Parts
This weekend I will be driving to California for spring break. Quite a few of my friends are going to be along for the ride. As much as I love California and spring break, there is one thing that I downright loathe when it comes to trips like this. I absolutely HATE riding in a small car crammed with full grown adults and their baggage.
It’s nigh impossible for me to think of something that I would rather not do than cram myself into the back middle seat of a Ford Focus for 12 hours without leg-room, with Sleepy-Druleface-McGee on my right, and I-Just-Had-To-Eat-Chili-Last-Night Sanders on my left.
So now I present to you a list of things that I would rather do than drive to California in a small consumer car crowded with five people… and their bags:
- I’d rather get my back waxed.
- I’d rather have an asthma attack.
- I’d rather sit on a sharp rock.
- I’d rather listen to the Happy Working Song from Enchanted… TWICE!
- I’d rather hang out with Gary Coleman.
- I’d rather wrestle a bear… a big bear.
- I’d rather walk to California.
March 13th, 2008 at 8:22 am
hey, at least there won’t be five people in my car (that’s near the top of my hell-no list). only three. whoever’s in the back can make a cozy little nest back there.
March 13th, 2008 at 8:24 am
And that’s EXACTLY why I’m excited for this trip. Good company in small numbers withing a cozy little car.
March 13th, 2008 at 10:03 am
we only have 2 in our car
March 13th, 2008 at 10:05 am
Where are you going, El Jeffe?
March 13th, 2008 at 2:26 pm
Would you RATHER stay home?
March 13th, 2008 at 2:31 pm
No mom, I wouldn’t.
March 13th, 2008 at 3:33 pm
I was wondering who had forced you into agreeing to a small car, 5 person road trip. You weren’t. Good thing.
March 14th, 2008 at 7:59 am
The happy working song!! Hahahaha. Well….. Hahahahaha that’s all I really have to say.
March 17th, 2008 at 11:20 am
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March 22nd, 2008 at 1:19 pm
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