Someone invited Joe the Plumber to speak on campus.

Whoever decided that the random plumber who confronted President Obama on the campaign trail would be an appropriate political speaker for students of higher education must have been brainwashed by the same dudes who got a hold of Sarah Palin and Glenn Beck.

Who’s next on the famous-by-association speaker list? K-Fed? The kid who got Sarah Palin’s daughter preggo? Hanson?

I’ve never been so disgraced to attend this so-called university.  Honestly,  I can get my share of b-list fame seekers at Sundance.

I mean, we’re advertising his arrival as if President Bush himself were coming (cause let’s be honest, it wouldn’t be the same if the Obamanator was making an appearance). It’s displayed on the marquee next to the freeway, just screaming “We’re an a tech school that doesn’t have any credibility,” as the cars pass by.

Joe, we’ll give you a call again when we need a toilet taken care of.

Excuse me while I pursue my ‘higher education.’