Mary Poppins Syndrome

I like this post! It’s very true- trying to be perfect is way to hard and over-rated. =)

I wonder if a certain 24 year old member of the male sex… ahem gender… is feeling like he’s suffering from Marry Poppins Syndrome himself? It’s ok to not be “practically perfect in every way”. That’s what makes life wonderful And if my assumptions are wrong (which they frequently are) then I understand having to deal with far too many of these freshman girls. In which case, I sympathize.

BAH HAHAHAHA… I know way to many of these girls… It’s sad really because at any moment they will slowly start to self desruct. That’s no bueno.

It looks to me like a lot of people like these types of girls….look how many there are, and how many of them are getting married and having their own mini-Marys! It’s frightening! When I find these types of people getting to me, I take a step or three back, and that’s when I have to go to the parents’ (or neighbors’) house…to get back to being normal. Laughing, bodily functions, jokes, hugs, junk food, staying up late, video games and all.

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Oh my, someone got stung! In reading your comments it seems to me that someone should look at this observation from different perspective. When in the dating years, we often put our BEST foot forward, not daring to show who, or what, we really are or are capable of being. Those of the opposite sex see what they choose to see, often blind to what is already there. Shift your prism, deary, and see that you all (the opposite sex)are trying to get your cake and eat it too. What you want is a girl who has depth, intellengence,a sense of humor, confidence(but only to the point that it doesn’t threaten your manliness)direction in life, a superior sense of fashion and can handle herself in an argument. Oh, and DANG, she’d better look good in bootie shorts! Perhaps there are a few young ladies out there who fit the bill, but we (the other opposite sex) rarely fit the “Mary Poppins” menu that you expect to be available for perusal. Perfection is in the attitude of the holder:)
Thanks for listening

Wow! Struck a nerve!

I’m all about girls perusing their dreams, and being the best they can be (this is not an Army commercial). I hope to one day settle down with a girl that far exceeds my lousy self. I’m just more bugged by the prude who has to rub it into everyone’s face, or pee on their parade.

And for the record, I don’t expect anyone to wear booty shorts.

But booty shorts are sweet…if worn by a member of the feminine gender!

I’m exactly like this “Mary Poppins” girl, and look at me I turned out great! I can fly, I can sing and dance, I can pull whatever you need out of my purse, and I can take you anywhere you’d like to.

Mary Poppins farts too. Sometimes, after letting one go, she’ll put the covers over my head so I am forced to inhale thr result.