It makes sense that Chuck Norris would be featured as the tenth Mustache of the Day, because 10 is a perfect number. Chuck Norris’ perfect beard-stash has probably taken down more villains and ninjas than all other heroes combined.

His beard is so tough, that razors go dull before they even touch his face.

The DNA found in Chuck Norris’ beard shavings has been rumored to contain the cure for cancer, cause even cancer can’t beat Chuck.

I’m quite sure I’ve proved my point about how bad-ass Chuck’s beard-stache is. But just in case my home made Chuck Norris jokes aren’t sufficient, here are some more reasons why Chuck (and his beard) should be feared and revered by all.

• Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
• Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
• Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
• Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
• When the bogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
• Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.
• Industrial logging isn’t the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.
• Jesus may be able to walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land.
• Chuck Norris speaks Braille.
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