I realize that in the last month, I have barely scratched the surface of the world of mustaches. There are SO many noteworthy mustaches that deserve praise and attention, many of which have been overlooked or just plain old excluded. The final Mustache of the Day from Mustache March Madness comes from one of the legendary “ladies men” of our time. His mustache has graced movie screens and cable TV channels across the world, and has probably even set many world records.

Although his mustache is more American than America itself, and stands as a standard for everything good and holy, it is not the reason why he was chosen as the ultimate, and final Mustache of the Day. What really sold me on Reynolds was the picture that I found of his mustache… the picture that made me nearly pass out from shock and laughter after viewing it in all its majesty. The very picture that you can find by clicking this link. Warning! This picture is not for those with weak bladders, or fear of bodily hair… also, it’s probably not work appropriate. Just as a teaser, the picture features Burt Reynolds and his FULL BODY MUSTACHE!

For those of you who are unfamiliar with the term “Full Body Mustache,” it relates to the man who is hairy enough to connect his facial hair to other hair parts on his body. For example, a man may grow a thick beard with sideburns. His sideburns connect to his full head of hair. His normal head of hair then grows down low onto the neck and shoulders which flows gracefully onto the back, and on around to the chest and buttox areas. The Full Body Mustache concludes in the leg area, and can be different for each grizzly-man. For some, it ends on the ankles. For others, it’s the foot itself. Still others have a continuous flow of hair all the way down to their hairy toe-knuckles.

And THAT, my friends, is the ULTIMATE mustache. I don’t care who you are or what you say, the Full Body Mustache can kick any other mustache’s sorry white butt any day of the week. What they say is true, “Go big, or go home.” Thanks Burt!