Jamie Hyneman is awesome.  He blows crap up for a living and shows it on TV.  Also, he has a mustache.

So, I was talking to a friend of mine the other day. He told me that he had a mustache for seven years.  His wife used to say, “Sometimes you have to walk through a little sagebrush to get to the picnic.”  When I think of ‘sagebrush’ I think of Jamie’s stash… although I wouldn’t consider his lips to be a picnic.  I just don’t swing that way.