I’m back!

Posted on May 14th, 2007 by Bags.
Categories: Life is a joke.

I re-welcome myself with open arms to the blog-o-sphere.  Today is a great day in history.  I finally have my own computer.  That’s right my fellow citizens, I have caved. I realized how incredibly pathetic I have been over the last week or so, while I’ve been moving into my new appartment.  Last Monday I began moving things into my new room (with one bed that I share with myself… it’s lovely) to unpack.  I started with some large speakers.  I then brought up a load that included a small printer with cables.  I returned to my car to pick up the box for my external hard drive and noise cancelling headphones.  This was followed by a nice little breather.  (I live on the 4th floor, so after the first couple of trips up and down the stairs, I had to eat a sleeve of Oreos to get my strength back.)  I then proceeded to bring up the box filled with the docking station and cables for my digital camera along with my webcam.  After making my bed and filling my closet with a bunch of clothes I don’t really wear (I prefer to go naked), I realized that I had all the makings of a beautiful willow tree of technology… only without the trunk.  As I gazed up at my near lifeless techno-branches, I realized that clouds were beginning to gather around my room.  Lightning struck!  I realized that I had a farily substantial chunk of change stowed away for exactly such a rainy day as this.  I like the sunshine, so this week, I travelled to the store to purchase the only thing that would chase way those nasty nebuli… a computer.  Sure enough, I’m now the the proud owner of a full sized techno-tree, complete with branches and a trunk.  The best part is… there’s not a cloud in the sky… and I have a handlebar mustache with two more sleaves of Oreos to go!

P.S. Mom, in case you were wondering… the back hair trimmer can be succesfully manipulated into a beard trimmer.  Nobody knows the difference.

3 comments.

amera
Comment on May 15th, 2007.

okay i still don’t know what a docking station is. my mothers husband sent me one and for a year now it’s been collecting dust in my storage unit.

MOM
Comment on May 17th, 2007.

GREAT!! Then use it :)

MOM
Comment on May 17th, 2007.

I mean the shaver. not the computer. I mean use the computer too. Well, just use everything, OK.

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