Victoria’s Downfall

Here, once again, is a letter to a company that I have had the desire to hassle for years. I hope you enjoy it!

Dear Victoria’s Secret,

I am a 23 year old straight, single, male college student. I am writing to inform you that your advertising has had a severely adverse affect on my life. I can no longer participate in anything that remotely resembles a serious relationship, because my perception of women has been unrealistically skewed. The superficial views that have now become popular in our society have only been magnified by your ads. I am now doomed to a life of solitude and loneliness. To help other single adult males avoid falling into the same fateful trap that I have been thrust into, I demand a plan of action. I wish to know what you are going to do to prevent easily influenced, superficial men (such as myself) from this oh so hazardous state. This dire situation fueled by your advertising could lead to the downfall of our society, and the destruction of the family. As this is an incredibly important issue, I expect a prompt response. I look forward to hearing back from you.

I ‘m excited to hear about this one…

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