Woah. Didn’t See That Coming…

Even though Jon (my boss) and I share a cubicle, we often times use the interoffice chat to communicate with each other rather than just conversing in hushed tones. After reading the following conversation, you will understand why we do this. Talk about awkward.

Jon: So I’m not gonna lie,
I have basically been single for a few years.
The girls I have ‘dated’ have been expendable relationships.
I think this is the first time since high school that I really care for someone this much.

Nate: Nice! So you’re actually taking a risk with this one.
It’s a crazy feeling, huh?

Jon: I am talking about you.

Nate: You’re such a homo.

Yeah, was NOT expecting that. Needless to say, Jon is dead. I killed him and buried his body in an empty field. Anybody else need a new cubical partner?

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Dan Hunt

dick head, i like jon.
Jeremy W.

jon’s dead? So..you’re available?
Karen

HAHAHAHAHAHA! nice one. you know you liked getting hit on!
Jon

hahhaha… I laugh every time I read this..
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If this is the ‘Jon’ That I’m thinking of, then… about damn time man!
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It is the Jon you’re thinking of…
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I don’t care who it’s with… commitment is commitment
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Now for the defending of Jon’s ‘straight honor’. I know for a fact that Jon is straight… maybe a little lonely which is why he’s gravitating towards you Nate… and Nate, if you’re feeling a little lonely… Jon happens to be a really good kisser and you’d be darn lucky to have that!
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Too bad I don’t swing that way either. There could be some real fireworks in this cubical. I have no shame in saying that I’ve been told I ain’t so bad myself…
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All this fuss over just Nate, and you guys don’t even know about Sam yet! Ha ha ha! Jon my friend, they won’t even know what hit ‘em…
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On the contrary, FamouJay… I know ALL about Sam.
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So I heard about you, Nate. And I gotta say, sorry man, but I think you’re all talk. Both y’all.
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FamousJay-

Only one way to find out…
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Halo?
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If that’s how you’d like to settle the controversy, sure. Just know before hand that I’s a guarantee that I’ll totally stick you with a plasma.
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Promise?
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With God as my witness. I’ll stick you, and I’ll stick you good.
Josh

You are all wierdos
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What’s up, Josh?

BTW, using comments to chat is lame. Gmail. Come on, now.